12/27/12
I apologise for my lack of writing..
ive been a little caught up.. if you catch my drift.
ill explain later for now i have t
Journal Entry 8
12/15/12
Well, today is Christmas
Surprisingly the humans aren't letting the horde get in the way of their Christmas spirit, some people decorated their guns. I guess they've walled up parts of my town so we can't get in. They're having a party supposedly.
I still have a job to do though, I promised i would go out and see what information I could gather, and maybe attempt to communicate with a human. I can still talk correctly, unlike most of the others who just groan and droll over themselves....
yuck.
Anyway.. I'm going to go out and see what I can find, and more importantly see how to get into that party...
I'll write back tonight.
Well, today is Christmas
Surprisingly the humans aren't letting the horde get in the way of their Christmas spirit, some people decorated their guns. I guess they've walled up parts of my town so we can't get in. They're having a party supposedly.
I still have a job to do though, I promised i would go out and see what information I could gather, and maybe attempt to communicate with a human. I can still talk correctly, unlike most of the others who just groan and droll over themselves....
yuck.
Anyway.. I'm going to go out and see what I can find, and more importantly see how to get into that party...
I'll write back tonight.
Journal Entry 7
12/20/12
Well, the world is still here
nobody is dead (mostly)
I'm still a flesh eating monster
I'm still hungry
theres still no cure
and my life still sucks -.-
scratch that, I don't even have a life. I'm dead.
I'm going to set out tomorrow to see if i can figure all this out, I mean I've been inside for months and I'm running out of canned beans. I'm also running out of time. If SWAT wants to demolish this city I wont have a chance, and neither will my other flesh eating friends. I haven't tried reasoning with a human yet... it's weird referring to them as humans, I used to be one. Oh, how I miss those days....
Anyway the point is I've got to get out and do something before it's too late
I'll write about my accomplishments tomorrow
I wonder what came of my family and the rest of my friends...
Well, the world is still here
nobody is dead (mostly)
I'm still a flesh eating monster
I'm still hungry
theres still no cure
and my life still sucks -.-
scratch that, I don't even have a life. I'm dead.
I'm going to set out tomorrow to see if i can figure all this out, I mean I've been inside for months and I'm running out of canned beans. I'm also running out of time. If SWAT wants to demolish this city I wont have a chance, and neither will my other flesh eating friends. I haven't tried reasoning with a human yet... it's weird referring to them as humans, I used to be one. Oh, how I miss those days....
Anyway the point is I've got to get out and do something before it's too late
I'll write about my accomplishments tomorrow
I wonder what came of my family and the rest of my friends...
Journal Entry 6
12/20/12
So apparently tomorrow is the end of the world.
LOL whatever. im going to bed.
goodnight morons.
So apparently tomorrow is the end of the world.
LOL whatever. im going to bed.
goodnight morons.
Journal Entry 5
12/12/12
It's been a while since I've actually had time to write a new entry..
Truth is things are REALLY starting to get crazy. I mean yesterday I saw a guy eating HIMSELF.. YEAH. I had no idea though... so i thought to myself, do zombies taste better than unaffected humans?... that must have been the dumbest question in the world because of course i hat to try it. Wasn't very pleasant at all..
Anyway, the real problems going on are the special forces have started coming in, luckily IM not the kind of zombie who aimlessly walks towards someone whose going to KILL YOU, so I've been heading the other direction. The sucky part is no matter where i go THEY ALWAYS SHOW UP, its like they have a tracking device on me. What's a zombie got to do in order to get some f*cking rest around here?!
Right now I'm sitting in the basement of what used to be a really nice house, theres a lot of stuff down here, I just found a mini gumball machine. The gumballs taste horrible, like a piece of asphalt covered in sugar. Well i think I'm hearing the sound of civilization so I'm going to escape out the back window before they realize there is a basement, sigh i guess that's what you get in zombie land, constantly being chased for days and cheap gumballs.
It's been a while since I've actually had time to write a new entry..
Truth is things are REALLY starting to get crazy. I mean yesterday I saw a guy eating HIMSELF.. YEAH. I had no idea though... so i thought to myself, do zombies taste better than unaffected humans?... that must have been the dumbest question in the world because of course i hat to try it. Wasn't very pleasant at all..
Anyway, the real problems going on are the special forces have started coming in, luckily IM not the kind of zombie who aimlessly walks towards someone whose going to KILL YOU, so I've been heading the other direction. The sucky part is no matter where i go THEY ALWAYS SHOW UP, its like they have a tracking device on me. What's a zombie got to do in order to get some f*cking rest around here?!
Right now I'm sitting in the basement of what used to be a really nice house, theres a lot of stuff down here, I just found a mini gumball machine. The gumballs taste horrible, like a piece of asphalt covered in sugar. Well i think I'm hearing the sound of civilization so I'm going to escape out the back window before they realize there is a basement, sigh i guess that's what you get in zombie land, constantly being chased for days and cheap gumballs.
Journal Entry 4
11/12/2012
ok so its almost 2:30 in the morning right now and i cannot for the life of
me...( or death, ugh idk) get any sleep whatsoever. I think my eyes are actually
starting to fall out of their socketts. Not only that but theres this dude
outside who will not stop groaning!! i think he's drunk ( lol a drunk zombie).
Actually its not funny cuz zombies need their beauty sleep too, man!!! Im about
ready to go outside and tomohawk his ass..
Luckily the disease isnt really spreading, you know we dont always eat
humans. I can still tolerate grocery bought meals based on a 2,000 calorie diet.
Usually we'll brag about bitting someones arm here, or scratching someones
eyeballs out there. But really we havnt lost our love for hamburgers.. meat...
flesh.. brains.. BRAINS!!! BRAINS!!!!!!..
whoa. Sorry, where was i? oh yeah. Im gonna go outside now and curb stomp
that dude.. night everyone.
ok so its almost 2:30 in the morning right now and i cannot for the life of
me...( or death, ugh idk) get any sleep whatsoever. I think my eyes are actually
starting to fall out of their socketts. Not only that but theres this dude
outside who will not stop groaning!! i think he's drunk ( lol a drunk zombie).
Actually its not funny cuz zombies need their beauty sleep too, man!!! Im about
ready to go outside and tomohawk his ass..
Luckily the disease isnt really spreading, you know we dont always eat
humans. I can still tolerate grocery bought meals based on a 2,000 calorie diet.
Usually we'll brag about bitting someones arm here, or scratching someones
eyeballs out there. But really we havnt lost our love for hamburgers.. meat...
flesh.. brains.. BRAINS!!! BRAINS!!!!!!..
whoa. Sorry, where was i? oh yeah. Im gonna go outside now and curb stomp
that dude.. night everyone.
Journal Entry 3
10/31/2012
So last night was Halloween, and we all decided to ditch our urge to rip
people’s intestines out and make spaghetti out of them, so people could enjoy
this oh-so-special occasion. But that doesn’t mean we’re not going to mess with
people. Not to mention I still love candy, as long as those gummies LOOK like
eye balls, hell, I’ll eat em’ what’s the difference? (Besides the fact one isn’t
made out of living tissue...) Anyway, so I decided to go out tonight, I didn’t
even have to dress up, and I got loaded. I thought we were on the verge of
another great depression but I guess I was wrong! People are more worried about
spending on Halloween candy then their own house payments! (Not that I’m against
that or anything) I think the one thing more important than candy on Halloween
is getting the chance to scare the shit out of people... which brings me to my
entertainment for the evening.
On Halloween, people love to mess with the dead. The most popular way to make
contact, however, is using the Ouija board. I was walking down the street close
to the cemetery, and I saw a small light source, and what looked to be a few
silhouettes of teenagers, inside an abandoned house. This house was burned down
or something a while ago and the family was trapped inside, the firefighters put
out the fire but the family was burned alive. I thought to myself, this
could be fun... So I sneaked up by the front window and listened to their
conversation. “K John, you gotta go first since you’ve never played the Ouija
board before,” says one dude.“Ugh! Why me?!?!” replies John, “Just do it.” It
was those two and one girl sitting together. She didn’t talk much and they never
really acknowledged her so I don’t know her name. Little John reaches for the
board piece and she finally says “Look I don’t think this is a good idea,” the
“tough guy” replies “Look, if you’re going to be a little bitch about it just go
home, I mean you’re not scared are you?” “Of course not... I just... nevermind.”
“Good can we just get this over with now?” John replies. They both nod, and he
reaches for the game piece. He calls out hesitantly “Is there… is there anyone
here with us?” nothing happens. “Um... if there is someone with us, can you
spell out your name?”...still, nothing happens. “Ugh maybe it’s broken-““MOVE!”
the “tough” one pushes him out of the way. He sets both hands on the game piece
and begins asking “If there is anyone here with us, please give us a sign”. Pff
that’s original, good enough for me though. I throw a rock inside and it hits
the wall CRACK!!!! They all jump and gasp staring at the wall. “Uh,
guys I think it’s time to go...” the girl says. “No,” he continues “what is your
name?” (ugh they're not even playing it right) at this point I’ve moved around
to the back window right behind the “tough” guy. I whisper loudly through the
window “GET OUT”. Everyone jumps up off the floor staring at the window. “I’m
getting out of here! Fuck this!” John starts towards the door. I don’t want him
to miss the show or anything, so I hurl myself through the window, covered in
human blood with glowing eyes, grunting and huffing. John runs out the door
screaming and so does the girl. But for some reason the oh-so-tough guy can’t
move a muscle in his body. He has a look on his face as if he had just shit
himself. I stare at him and gurgle with blood running out of my mouth “GET OUT”
so he shoots out the door! Screaming like a little girl!!! And man, this kid ran
faster than the flash himself. They were all gone in a matter of seconds. I
walked home the other direction laughing my ass off, god I love Halloween.
So last night was Halloween, and we all decided to ditch our urge to rip
people’s intestines out and make spaghetti out of them, so people could enjoy
this oh-so-special occasion. But that doesn’t mean we’re not going to mess with
people. Not to mention I still love candy, as long as those gummies LOOK like
eye balls, hell, I’ll eat em’ what’s the difference? (Besides the fact one isn’t
made out of living tissue...) Anyway, so I decided to go out tonight, I didn’t
even have to dress up, and I got loaded. I thought we were on the verge of
another great depression but I guess I was wrong! People are more worried about
spending on Halloween candy then their own house payments! (Not that I’m against
that or anything) I think the one thing more important than candy on Halloween
is getting the chance to scare the shit out of people... which brings me to my
entertainment for the evening.
On Halloween, people love to mess with the dead. The most popular way to make
contact, however, is using the Ouija board. I was walking down the street close
to the cemetery, and I saw a small light source, and what looked to be a few
silhouettes of teenagers, inside an abandoned house. This house was burned down
or something a while ago and the family was trapped inside, the firefighters put
out the fire but the family was burned alive. I thought to myself, this
could be fun... So I sneaked up by the front window and listened to their
conversation. “K John, you gotta go first since you’ve never played the Ouija
board before,” says one dude.“Ugh! Why me?!?!” replies John, “Just do it.” It
was those two and one girl sitting together. She didn’t talk much and they never
really acknowledged her so I don’t know her name. Little John reaches for the
board piece and she finally says “Look I don’t think this is a good idea,” the
“tough guy” replies “Look, if you’re going to be a little bitch about it just go
home, I mean you’re not scared are you?” “Of course not... I just... nevermind.”
“Good can we just get this over with now?” John replies. They both nod, and he
reaches for the game piece. He calls out hesitantly “Is there… is there anyone
here with us?” nothing happens. “Um... if there is someone with us, can you
spell out your name?”...still, nothing happens. “Ugh maybe it’s broken-““MOVE!”
the “tough” one pushes him out of the way. He sets both hands on the game piece
and begins asking “If there is anyone here with us, please give us a sign”. Pff
that’s original, good enough for me though. I throw a rock inside and it hits
the wall CRACK!!!! They all jump and gasp staring at the wall. “Uh,
guys I think it’s time to go...” the girl says. “No,” he continues “what is your
name?” (ugh they're not even playing it right) at this point I’ve moved around
to the back window right behind the “tough” guy. I whisper loudly through the
window “GET OUT”. Everyone jumps up off the floor staring at the window. “I’m
getting out of here! Fuck this!” John starts towards the door. I don’t want him
to miss the show or anything, so I hurl myself through the window, covered in
human blood with glowing eyes, grunting and huffing. John runs out the door
screaming and so does the girl. But for some reason the oh-so-tough guy can’t
move a muscle in his body. He has a look on his face as if he had just shit
himself. I stare at him and gurgle with blood running out of my mouth “GET OUT”
so he shoots out the door! Screaming like a little girl!!! And man, this kid ran
faster than the flash himself. They were all gone in a matter of seconds. I
walked home the other direction laughing my ass off, god I love Halloween.
Journal Entry 2
10/20/12
Today was pretty interesting, remember how I was telling you about that
scientist who dropped the vial and infected us all? well I saw him today.
Yeah he didn't look so good. Actually he was dead, REALLY dead. Someone shot the poor hopeless fellow, eh he had it coming to him..
I've got to hand it to him though (hah.. hand..zombie.. get it? eh nvm)
Being a zombie really isn't that bad. I mean besides the uncomfortable urge to devour your still living friends, its alright. I never have to wait in line at
McDonalds anymore, speaking of which, today i passed by there to get a Carmel frappe (literally had to fight my way through the horde. It was lunch time and man were they getting aggressive). So there i am charging my way through the crowd up to the doors, and ofcourse they were barricaded. So i pushed my way around the playhouse and through the drive through. I went to take my order but nobody was answering, i looked insane screaming HEEELOOOO???! at the speaker box with no car ( but who cares anyway, a bunch of ravenous freaks are limping around i think i can go unnoticed) So i come up to the second window, couldn't see in the first because it was covered in blood splatter. I saw my friend Katlyn standing behind the counter, so i pulled back the window and i yelled her name, next thing i know she turns around, runs at me, and bites a chunk out of my arm! (she must have been really hungry to eat another zombie, would that be considered cannibalism?? eh tomato tomaughto.. or something along those
lines) where was I again. OH yea... that hurt like a bitch!!! Next time I'm
going to Burger King... well i think I'm going to stop here, they're busting in
my windows, they probably smell the steaks I'm marinating or something. Anyways
see ya later.
Today was pretty interesting, remember how I was telling you about that
scientist who dropped the vial and infected us all? well I saw him today.
Yeah he didn't look so good. Actually he was dead, REALLY dead. Someone shot the poor hopeless fellow, eh he had it coming to him..
I've got to hand it to him though (hah.. hand..zombie.. get it? eh nvm)
Being a zombie really isn't that bad. I mean besides the uncomfortable urge to devour your still living friends, its alright. I never have to wait in line at
McDonalds anymore, speaking of which, today i passed by there to get a Carmel frappe (literally had to fight my way through the horde. It was lunch time and man were they getting aggressive). So there i am charging my way through the crowd up to the doors, and ofcourse they were barricaded. So i pushed my way around the playhouse and through the drive through. I went to take my order but nobody was answering, i looked insane screaming HEEELOOOO???! at the speaker box with no car ( but who cares anyway, a bunch of ravenous freaks are limping around i think i can go unnoticed) So i come up to the second window, couldn't see in the first because it was covered in blood splatter. I saw my friend Katlyn standing behind the counter, so i pulled back the window and i yelled her name, next thing i know she turns around, runs at me, and bites a chunk out of my arm! (she must have been really hungry to eat another zombie, would that be considered cannibalism?? eh tomato tomaughto.. or something along those
lines) where was I again. OH yea... that hurt like a bitch!!! Next time I'm
going to Burger King... well i think I'm going to stop here, they're busting in
my windows, they probably smell the steaks I'm marinating or something. Anyways
see ya later.
Journal Entry 1
8/27/12
So,
about a week ago this dumbass scientist dropped a vial of "harmful" chemicals and it broke open. What i heard is that everyone in the room was breathing that crap and they all slowly turned into well, for lack of a better explanation, zombies. Wasnt long before the disease reached the public. I got bit a few days ago, by a store clerk in tower mart.. MAN did that shit hurt. Anyway i ran home to go doctor it, the next thing i know im blacked out on the bathroom floor. I wake up and i have a massive headache, im really dizzy right? turn to look in the mirror and my eyes are white, and i have an unusual urge to eat a steaming hot plate of brains. Took me a while to remember what happened, long story short this was not
the weekend i planned on having..
So,
about a week ago this dumbass scientist dropped a vial of "harmful" chemicals and it broke open. What i heard is that everyone in the room was breathing that crap and they all slowly turned into well, for lack of a better explanation, zombies. Wasnt long before the disease reached the public. I got bit a few days ago, by a store clerk in tower mart.. MAN did that shit hurt. Anyway i ran home to go doctor it, the next thing i know im blacked out on the bathroom floor. I wake up and i have a massive headache, im really dizzy right? turn to look in the mirror and my eyes are white, and i have an unusual urge to eat a steaming hot plate of brains. Took me a while to remember what happened, long story short this was not
the weekend i planned on having..
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